Top 10 Reasons Why Macedonians Can’t Be Terrorists

Top 10 Reasons Why Macedonians Can’t Be Terrorists

10. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
9. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
8. Pretty people on the plane would distract us.
7. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
6. Free food and drinks were on the plane.
5. We talk with our hands, we would have put our weapons down.
4. We would all want to fly the plane.
3. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
2. We would have bragged and told everyone a week before doing it.
1. We would have hung a Macedonian flag and a picture of Goce Delcev in the windshield!