Top 10 Reasons why is it difficult to date a vampire

  1. Cold blooded: It’s really no fun snuggling with someone whose body temperature is set at 60°F.
  2. So smug: Dating a vampire who fed off humans would be too draining, but the self-righteousness over his ethical eating habits gets even older than him.
  3. Old enough to be your great-great-great grandfather: He may look eternally young, but a 100-year age difference can really give him totally different points of reference. Also? A daddy complex.
  4. Night owl: Edward Cullen may never sleep, but he can’t wait for Bella to wake up. He wants to see her so badly at night that he flies into her room to watch her sleep. True Blood’s Sookie has to say goodbye every morning at dawn — Bill goes to sleep, and she goes to work.
  5. Always sneaking up on you: It’s abrupt. It’s startling. And it’s just rude.
  1. Offends too easily: Maybe there are many misconceptions about vampires, but must he always launch into long tirades to set everyone straight? Yes.
  2. You always eat alone: Dating a vampire is like going out to dinner with your friend who only orders a drink every night.
  3. Secretive: At first, you could understand him holding back, but he continues to keep things from you under the guise of “protection.” Besides, all the secrets he asks you to keep are turning you into a disturbingly good liar.
  4. OCD-ness: With heightened senses, everything seems to annoy him. He smells all, hears all, feels all, and knows all. It’s exhausting.
  5. A drama king: He’s so tortured, so precious, so dramatic. It may be what first attracted you to him, but it will probably be what drives you away.